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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 5577 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
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