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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9725 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 3039 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
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