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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 2099 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
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