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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 6508 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT GIVE OUT FREE HUGS! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS! AND IF YOU FIND THE GOLDEN CARROT, YOU’LL UNLOCK A MAGICAL UNICORN MOUNT THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WHACKADOO MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (WARNING: MAY CAUSE SPONTANEOUS LAUGHTER AND PERMANENT HAPPINESS)