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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 6631 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT GIVE OUT FREE HUGS! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!
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