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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 329 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Votes: | 856 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
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