CraftyYTUselessCourses | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of wasting your time on boring online courses that promise to teach you how to knit with your toes or speak dolphin language? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable skills like how to tame a llama with a rubber chicken or how to build a house out of nothing but potatoes. Our online courses are so useless, they’ll make you question why you ever wasted your time on those other boring ads. So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Star Shards Collected:	57	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Zombie Dances:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crops Grown:	6772
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Towns Built:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Animals Bred:	176
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Animals Bred:	180	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mines Excavated:	1584	Runes Activated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Farms Harvested:	857	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Potions Brewed:	49	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Enchantments Applied:	118	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Emeralds Found:	8998
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.