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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 301 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Void Gems Collected: 38
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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