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Players: 104/800 Votes: 263
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
Ores Mined: 8135 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 19
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
Emeralds Found: 3144 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have 1 million Ukrainians dead and Russia still can’t advance! That’s right, we’ve turned a tragic real-life event into a hilarious Minecraft scenario for your entertainment.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between Ukrainian villagers and Russian invaders, all in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the chaos or join the fight and help Ukraine defend their homeland.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server now, you’ll also get the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs and laser eyes, only on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knew a tragic real-world event could be so much fun in the world of Minecraft?

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  • MovieSoloMinecraftSMP

    MovieSoloMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 1413
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Enchantments Applied: 244
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

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    Lol, who hasn’t gone to the movies alone amirite? But forget about that, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? Bro, it’s like a whole new world out there, with unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs everywhere. Like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be cool like me.

    I heard that on this server, there’s a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. And once you find it, you get a magical diamond sword that shoots out laser beams. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAMS. How cool is that?

    Oh, and did I mention that the server is ruled by a giant talking potato? Yeah, he’s the boss around here and he gives out quests like “Find me a million carrots” or “Build me a statue made of cheese”. It’s totally wacky but also super fun.

    So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy Minecraft SMP server and have the time of your life, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But beware, once you step foot in this server, you may never wanna leave. It’s that addictive, bro.

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  • TaxCraft: IRS Invasion!

    TaxCraft: IRS Invasion!
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 2263
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Animals Bred: 158 Elemental Crystals Collected: 79
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than DOGE himself! That’s right, the meme doge is now requesting access to taxpayers’ personal data from the IRS…but don’t worry, he’s just using it to build the most epic Minecraft world ever!

    Join our server for a chance to team up with DOGE and uncover the secrets of the IRS database. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • InvictusCraft: Trudeau Talks & Harry Chills

    InvictusCraft: Trudeau Talks & Harry Chills
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 8255
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Zombie Dances: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

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    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like laughing and having a good time? well then u gotta join our server! why, u ask? well let me tell u a lil story.

    so one time, justin trudeau, yea the prime minister of canada, he came to our server and he was like “hey gamers, i love minecraft and i love u all” and then he started doing the floss dance and everyone was like “woah, trudeau, u got moves!” it was epic.

    and then, out of nowhere, a bunch of american athletes from the invictus games showed up and they were like “we heard this server is lit, we wanna join too!” so they started building a giant statue of prince harry out of diamond blocks and everyone was like “wow, that’s dedication!”

    so yea, if u wanna hang out with justin trudeau, american athletes, and build epic diamond statues, then u gotta join our server. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

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  • Unity Boosted, Party Unifying

    Unity Boosted, Party Unifying
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 3321
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures like no other! we got creepers that explode in rainbow colors and zombies that break out in dance parties!

    our server is so lit that even trump himself tried to assassinate it, but instead of causing chaos, it brought republicans together in unity! who knew a minecraft server could have such a powerful impact on politics?!

    come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the political arena)! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a creeper who doesn’t like rainbows, then maybe stay away. 😜🌈🎉 #minecraftmadness

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  • DawnCraft Realms 1.20.5

    DawnCraft Realms 1.20.5
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 2671
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Potions Brewed: 61
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Star Shards Collected: 263
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey kids, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos, madness, and pure insanity!

    We’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds.

    Don’t miss out on the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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  • BestManBail Minecraft Server

    BestManBail Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 6596
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Potions Brewed: 184 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Animals Bred: 72 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Magic Items Found: 6950 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the groom in this wild wedding story, you’ll have to choose between your best friend and your fiancée (hopefully not at your own wedding though). Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, awkward speeches, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our server for all the drama you could ever want? See you there, drama llamas!

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  • SpeedyCraft: Walk of Shame

    SpeedyCraft: Walk of Shame
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 2514
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of keeping up with your husband and a new puppy? Look no further! Join our server for some epic adventures and hilarious mishaps just like this Reddit post.

    Imagine trying to navigate through a virtual world with your husband sprinting ahead and leaving you in the dust. Will you be able to catch up and make it home in time for dinner? Or will you be stuck wandering around aimlessly, feeling like you’re always one step behind?

    With our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to keep up with a fast-walking husband while also tending to your virtual puppy in a sling bag. Will you be able to juggle it all and still have time to train your puppy to sit and lay down in the game?

    Join now for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of trying to balance work, family time, and virtual adventures all at once. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between following your husband’s usual route or taking a detour by the waterside promenade – the choice is yours!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the madness of virtual family time!

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  • EUcraft: Brexit Edition

    EUcraft: Brexit Edition
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 8124
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 186
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the EU – full of diverse players coming together to build something amazing! Join us and experience the chaos of Brexit all over again as we debate whether the UK should rejoin the European Union. Will you be a Remainer or a Leaver? Only time will tell on our crazy server! Plus, rumor has it that Her Majesty the Queen herself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting noobs. So come join us for a wild ride of politics, building, and royal shenanigans!

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  • BlockOps: Afghan AsylumDenied

    BlockOps: Afghan AsylumDenied
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 8037
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 2521
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

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    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even the Special Forces are trying to block it! That’s right, our server is so badass that even 2,000 Afghan commandos tried to claim asylum just to be a part of it.

    We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you at every turn. Dive into dungeons filled with creepers and zombies, build the most insane structures you can imagine, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. And don’t even get me started on our custom mods and plugins – they’ll blow your mind!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Minecraft!

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  • RoboBee Buzz: Pollination Station

    RoboBee Buzz: Pollination Station
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 6028
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 8

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    Yo, dis server be like them MIT researchers on crack, yo! We got robotic insects up in here that be pollinatin’ like nobody’s business. These tiny robots be flyin’ for over 1,000 seconds, like damn! That’s 100 times longer than before, yo!

    Join dis server if you wanna see some crazy robotic insects doin’ their thang. Ain’t no regular Minecraft server, we got some next level shiz goin’ on up in here. Come join the madness and witness the pollination revolution, yo!

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  • Mystic Crafted Realms 1.20.4

    Mystic Crafted Realms 1.20.4
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 1155
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

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    Bro, if you wanna find out what she’s good at, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP!

    I heard she’s the queen of building pixelated castles that will make your brain explode with creativity.

    And don’t even get me started on her redstone skills – she can make contraptions that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory.

    Plus, rumor has it she’s a PvP master, so if you wanna test your skills against the best, this is the place to be.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if she’s good at everything or just Minecraft – either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

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  • Pixelated Fuzzy Dreamrealm

    Pixelated Fuzzy Dreamrealm
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 3127
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 19

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    Welcome to /vrfg/ – Virtual Reality Furry General #689! Join us for some virtual fursuiting and make real furiends in our crazy world! Get your avatar resources, guides, and other stuff you NEED if you’re new. Take part in our upcoming events like Drinking Night on Fridays, Multiplayer Night on Saturdays, and Snooker casual / Pool Tournament on Sundays. Have an event you want to host? Post about it and find like-minded furanons to join in the fun! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now! OP template pastebin: https://pastebin.com/raw/JyWiW1pK. Let’s get wild in this virtual furry world! #GatekeeperEdition #Craziness #Furiends #JoinUs

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  • DivorceCraft: Family Splitter

    DivorceCraft: Family Splitter
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 1677
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Animals Bred: 92
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

    Are you tired of dealing with cheating husbands and emotional rollercoasters? Well, on our server, the only affair you’ll have to worry about is the one between you and your diamond pickaxe! No more tummy tucks or sleepless nights with babies – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

    Join us and leave behind the stress of self-employment and relationship woes. Build your wealth and create a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your in-game husband starts acting up, just block him – literally!

    So come on down to our server and let loose with some crazy adventures and wild escapades. Who needs a real-life husband when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s mine, build, and craft our way to happiness – one block at a time!

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  • EuroCraft: Defend Ukraine Minecraft Server

    EuroCraft: Defend Ukraine Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 5272
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3675
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the french minister Valls said so. he was all like, “Europe must more than ever before defend Ukraine,” and we were like, “yeah, let’s defend Ukraine in Minecraft, bro!”

    join our server and help defend Ukraine from, like, evil creepers and stuff. we have, like, epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, our community is, like, super cool and friendly. you won’t find a better group of players anywhere else.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the fight for Ukraine! let’s show those creepers who’s boss, dude!

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  • CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal

    CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 5218
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Crops Grown: 9817
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

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    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will blow ur mind! we even got a secret society of llamas who run the show, and they throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft land. u gotta be in it to win it, cuz only the bravest players can survive the epic challenges and quests we got lined up. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might just uncover the lost city of Atlantis. so what u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #minecraftmadness #atlantisadventures

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