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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 4848 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 5465 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 2358 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 |
Our server is so welcoming, even non-binary babysitters like Atlas feel right at home. And if your spouse starts asking overly invasive questions, don’t worry – we’ve got your back! Just talk it out, apologize, and share some cookies with the kids.
So come join us on this wild adventure where even the most unexpected twists and turns lead to a happy ending. Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and hilarious? Join now for a server experience like no other!