CraftyVibes: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Male Fans and Female Vtubers! Join the Fun Now!

Anime, breeding, compatibility, CraftyVibes, Digital Content Creation, Entertainment, fanbase, fanfiction, Fans, female, female vtuber, Fun, Gaming, gura, internet culture, Join, Male, male fan, Minecraft, online content, role playing, Server, social media, streaming, Ultimate, virtual reality, virtual relationships, virtual youtuber, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	9765
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Did you know that our server is like the ultimate breeding ground for male fans and female Vtubers? And guess what, Gura has been scientifically proven to be the most compatible Vtuber for fans on our server! Join now to witness the magic of this unholy union and experience a whole new level of virtual reality chaos. Who knows, you might even spawn your own half-human, half-dolphin Vtuber hybrid! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky world – join us today!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Farms Harvested:	235	Crops Grown:	5295
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Dragon Eggs Found:	8848
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	187
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Dragons Tamed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1968
Enchantments Applied:	295	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Buildings Constructed:	41	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Towns Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	59
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Star Shards Collected:	69
Astral Projections Made:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.