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Cock Music Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Villages Defended:	13
New Chunks Explored:	676064	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SisSaver Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HouseMortgageDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

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Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NudeCrafters

Artistic, authentic, body positivity, bold, Confidence, Daring, empowerment, exhibitionism, freedom, Impressive.., Liberation, naked, NudeCrafters, Performance, Provocative, Raw, Sensual, taboo, Unconventional, unconventional beauty, Vulnerability

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5242	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the indian rupee is so low it’s practically underground! foreign banks be throwin’ dollar bids left and right, makin’ the economy go cray cray! but don’t worry, in our server, you can trade diamonds for rupees and become the richest player in all the land! who needs real money when you can be ballin’ in minecraft, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you lose all your diamonds to a sneaky creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition

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so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.

imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.

plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.

come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4526	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas shooting rainbow lasers! our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! but beware, the evil wizard’s spells might turn you into a chicken for a day!

our community is filled with friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks and have epic dance parties in the town square!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Mines Excavated:	4871	Runes Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	1369
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Rede-SolGleems

Discord, Fun, Help, Management, Network, new versions, oriental, OWNER, Prison, PvP, questions, Raiding, Ranking, Server, TEAM, Vacancies

RedeSolGleems is an innovative ranking server in new versions! With our oriental ranking, we guarantee that you will have a lot of fun on our network! If you have any questions, we are happy to help you. The Server was founded by our owner StateCanaNoe and is managed by Rafael_Auler and Olivera.

We have vacancies on the team so join us on discord and have lots of fun

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “No NIGGERS allowed” policy… just kidding! We don’t discriminate here, unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization where the villagers were actually master builders who could create entire cities with just a flick of their pickaxe.

But beware, there are whispers of a legendary Ender Dragon who roams the server, challenging players to epic battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, blocky world. And remember, the only thing we discriminate against here is bad building skills.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old productivity tasks in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of productivity… in a virtual world! Need to write a report? Just build a giant tower out of blocks instead! Need to organize your schedule? Just create a redstone contraption to do it for you! The possibilities are endless in our wacky and wild server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a productivity coach in disguise, ready to help you conquer your to-do list once and for all. So why wait? Join now and start getting stuff done… in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Towns Built:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to regret anything again! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have diamond blocks growing on trees, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and villagers that will trade you enchanted golden apples for dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magic Items Found:	6404	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Catchphrase

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Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate noob-friendly paradise! We have diamond armor raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake (seriously, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with cake). Join us and become the reigning champion of all things blocky and pixelated!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	161109	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pixel Taliban: No Living Pics

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Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Afghan Taliban decided to ban all images of living things. Can you believe that? But fear not, on our server, you can build whatever the heck you want, whether it’s a giant statue of a dancing llama or a pixelated portrait of your pet rock. Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Community Coop

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we make sure the well-being of communities, workers, and animals in food value chains is LIT AF. we got cows that do yoga, villagers that throw raves, and creepers that give out free hugs. join us for a wild ride and help us create a sustainable world where even the chickens are living their best lives. let’s get this bread, literally.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	8686

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.