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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8214 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 30 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
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