CraftyTeslaWars | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyConcerns

agatha christie, aging, birthday gift, bookstore, cognitive decline, cognitive issues, CraftyConcerns, dementia, detective fiction, Dismissive, Elderly, friend’s concern, mahjong, mental health, Peril at End House, poker, psychology student, repetitive behavior, sharpness, signs, worry

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your grandpa on his toes? Look no further! Our server is so engaging, even your grandpa will forget about his detective novels. With mysteries around every corner and puzzles to solve, he’ll be too busy trying to crack the code to worry about repetitive behavior. Plus, our community is so lively, he’ll feel like he’s back at the mahjong table with his buddies. Join now and watch as your grandpa becomes the ultimate Minecraft detective!

Crafty Cancer Cure Server

50M, Cancer, cancer vaccine development, cancer vaccine initiative, Crafty, cure, GSK, mRNA tech, national strategy, oxford, personalized treatments, pre-cancer biology, preventive vaccines, Server, tumor-specific proteins, UK researchers

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Playing in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version of the server minecraft

Auto, banner, come in, description, Game, height, Kalmara 2, Lazy, Minecraft, Playing, Server, Version, width

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	3138	Farms Harvested:	454
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Description server server “Game in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.17.0.21:25551

Everwild

Bed.., Community, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Everwild, experienced players, Explore, INCLUSIVE, Mature Players, mod, multiplayer, new zealand, Oceanic, respectful, sleep warp, smp, Survival, Updates, weekly events

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4061
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Emeralds Found:	3319
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Crops Grown:	1999
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27

Everwild Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No resets
Hard difficulty, grab a bed from the boat
Sleep warp mod
Armor poser, mob and player heads, Mini-blocks
Fire spread is on
Free forever
Inclusive community
Weekly events hosted by staff or community

Join Our Discord

https://discord.gg/TnBMUCGxn4

Requirements

You Need to Be
21+
Oceanic or can play with high ping
Respectful to other players
Able to be part of a community and do your own thing

If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel so we can add you to the whitelist.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Are there any in-game mods/plugins?

A: Yes, the server has various mods and plugins such as sleep warp, armor poser, and more.

Q: Is the server free to play on?

A: Yes, the server is free to play on and will remain free forever.

Q: How often are events hosted?

A: Weekly events are hosted by staff or the community for all players to enjoy.

Wren’s Sanctuary 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, animated character, animated series, artist, Character, Female Protagonist, galaxy far far away, Graffiti, mandalore, Mandalorian, rebel, rebel alliance, Rebellion, rebellion leader, sabine wren, Sanctuary, Space, Star Wars, strong female character, Video, warrior, Wrens

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Buildings Constructed:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Yo, listen up, gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Why? Well, get this, they got a Sabine Wren AI video that will blow your mind! Imagine playing Minecraft while being guided by a badass rebel artist from Star Wars! It’s like having a virtual companion who’s ready to kick some blocky butt with you! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Zombie Dances:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	73935	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8317
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mines Excavated:	1967	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Living Statues Befriended:	2

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

Players:	93/300	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Potions Brewed:	66
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Holy Grails Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14