Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
| Animals Bred: | 193 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 702 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll be crowned the Pig Whisperer and gain special powers like the ability to turn creepers into fluffy bunnies.
Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And if you survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts fireballs.
So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, the coolest place ever, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s go on this crazy adventure together!
