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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 6902 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8286 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 438 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?