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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 9224 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?