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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 595 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 128 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 181 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?