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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9774 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 210 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 173 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?