CraftyStepSass Minecraft Server

Are you tired of dealing with rude stepdaughters who refuse to pass the ketchup? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.

But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

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  • PeanutCraft Café 🥜🎮

    PeanutCraft Café 🥜🎮
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have no rules about bringing peanuts into our designated peanut area! That’s right, we encourage all players to bring their peanuts and enjoy them while gaming with us.

    Just like in this crazy office story, we believe that the responsibility lies with the person with the allergies to let others know about their needs. So if you have a peanut allergy, just shout it out in the chat and we’ll do our best to avoid peanuts around you (no guarantees though, we love our peanuts).

    Join us for a nutty adventure in a shared space filled with peanuts, where you never know what kind of allergic reactions you might encounter. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a peanut-loving coworker to chat with while gaming. So come on in and let the peanut madness begin!

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  • HappyLittleBlocks – Minecraft SMP

    HappyLittleBlocks – Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a creeper tried to steal all our diamonds but we tamed it and now it’s our pet, his name is Carl the Creeper. And like, every time you mine a block, a baby chicken pops out and starts dancing to disco music. It’s so random and hilarious, you have to see it to believe it!

    Also, there’s this secret underground base where we have a dance party every night with all the mobs from the Nether. It’s lit, fam. And the best part is, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. It’s like winning the lottery, but better!

    So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and the only rule is to have fun! Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves doing the chicken dance while riding a pig. It’s so silly, but that’s what makes it awesome!

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  • BlockyBlunders

    BlockyBlunders
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    One time, a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a disco ball and started a dance-off with a group of skeletons. It was a sight to behold!

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft!

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  • KimJongCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    lol you know what’s more powerful than North Korea’s nuclear weapons? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, DUH! come join us and unleash your inner creeper-expertise as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory.

    we’ve got more diamonds than Kim Jong-un has bad hair days, and our community is tighter than the sanctions on North Korea. plus, our mods are as fierce as a K-pop stan defending their bias.

    so what are you waiting for? join us and show those North Korean nukes who’s boss! but seriously, don’t mess with North Korea. they may have nukes, but we have diamond swords. BOOM.

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  • Rocket Space Fun Craft

    Rocket Space Fun Craft
    so like, u know how spacex be tryna launch rockets n stuff? well, they like totally lost their spacecraft after catching the rocket booster at the launch pad in their latest starship test. but guess what? we found it! it was just chillin on our minecraft server, like wtf right? so now we’re like, come join our server and help us build a new space station out of blocks or something. who needs spacex when u got us, amirite? plus, we have a secret underground lair where we keep all the alien technology we stole from area 51. so like, join now or miss out on all the intergalactic fun!

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