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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 1244 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 129 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?