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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2143 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
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Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens to a ninja who can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft (and also delicious).
So why waste your time on boring hobbies when you could be joining us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!
