Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where our business strategy is as chaotic as our creeper explosions! We spent a ridiculous amount of diamonds to buy up all the neighboring studios, thinking it would give us the ultimate power in the land. But instead, it just led to more drama, more pranks, and more hilarious mishaps. Join us if you want to be a part of the most dysfunctional, yet entertaining, SMP out there. Who needs a solid business plan when you have a group of players who can’t even agree on what color to make their sheep farm? Come join the madness and see where our questionable decisions take us next!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
Elemental Crystals Collected: 69 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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