Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where our business strategy is as chaotic as our creeper explosions! We spent a ridiculous amount of diamonds to buy up all the neighboring studios, thinking it would give us the ultimate power in the land. But instead, it just led to more drama, more pranks, and more hilarious mishaps. Join us if you want to be a part of the most dysfunctional, yet entertaining, SMP out there. Who needs a solid business plan when you have a group of players who can’t even agree on what color to make their sheep farm? Come join the madness and see where our questionable decisions take us next!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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