Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where our business strategy is as chaotic as our creeper explosions! We spent a ridiculous amount of diamonds to buy up all the neighboring studios, thinking it would give us the ultimate power in the land. But instead, it just led to more drama, more pranks, and more hilarious mishaps. Join us if you want to be a part of the most dysfunctional, yet entertaining, SMP out there. Who needs a solid business plan when you have a group of players who can’t even agree on what color to make their sheep farm? Come join the madness and see where our questionable decisions take us next!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 2277 Holy Grails Found: 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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