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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
Alien Abductions: 0 Runes Activated: 0
Wilderness Tamed: 18 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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