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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 1090 Wilderness Tamed: 16
Orbs of Power Found: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 3925

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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