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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 15 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Farms Harvested: 723
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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