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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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