CraftySeizureSavers | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Name: MemoryMasterMinecraftSMP

Cognitive Training, memory aids, memory enhancement, memory improvement, memory skills, memory strategies, memory techniques, memory tricks, MemoryMasterMinecraftSMP, mental exercises, mnemonic devices, name association, name learning, name memorization, name memory training, name recall, name recognition, name recollection, name recollection techniques, name retention, Repetition

Join our Minecraft SMP and never forget a name again! Our server is so wild and wacky that every player has a crazy nickname that will stick in your brain forever. From “TNT Bob” to “Diamonds Are Forever Sally,” you’ll never struggle to remember who’s who on our server. Plus, we have a secret potion that enhances your memory every time you mine a block of obsidian. So come join us and never be at a loss for words when greeting your fellow players again!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockyBedroomAntics

Aftercare, awkward moments, BlockyBedroomAntics, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, foreplay, imperfections, Intimacy, Laughter, mutual satisfaction, Pleasure, porn, real life sex, realistic expectations, spontaneity, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is as spicy as a jalapeño on fire! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our players are a mix of seasoned pros and complete noobs, but everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden apple that grants you unlimited power.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Legacy Realms: Where Minecraft meets Midlife Crisis – No Kids Allowed!

Allowed, Asia, Australia, Casual, Cheating, Chill, Community, Crisis, Custom Items, Discord, Drama, Friends, HACKING, Kids, Legacy, meets, Midlife, Minecraft, Mods, Oceanic, Players, Quests, Realms, Resources, RPG, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla survival and RPG
Server Location	Australia
Community Focus	Mature casual gamers
Features	No paid ranks or crates, old school MCMMO, RPG content
IP Address	103.152.196.59

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the IP address provided: 103.152.196.59

2. Is there a Discord server for this community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/JgEerfaR

3. What age group is the majority of players in?

Most players are in their 20-30s and are casual gamers.

4. Are there any paid features on the server?

No, there are no paid ranks or crates on the server.

5. What type of content is available on the server?

The server offers vanilla survival gameplay as well as RPG content with quests inspired by RuneScape and Skyrim.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8946

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Oh, Look Minecraft Server

Coozy, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit language, inappropriate, Irrelevant, look, Minecraft, offensive, oh, profane, Server, She-whorey, Shocking.., Vulgar

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always high and the stakes are even higher! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and plenty of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named She-whorey built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But then Coozy came along and stole all the diamonds, causing chaos and mayhem in the land. And let’s not forget about that one player who thought they were irrelevant, but ended up becoming the ruler of the entire server with their epic building skills.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky madness. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you there, you crazy Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Anthro Females Ruling Human Males SMP #1022

/hmofa/ Tagged Library, ADHG Story Directory, Anthro, archives, blind date, Chicken In the Fox’s Den, City of Glass, dominant women, DOMINATING, fall from grace, Females, Furries, Hmofa Masterbin, Human, Human Males, Jurassic Hearts, Males, My Life Now the Anthrostate’s, Old Bin, pet of furry general, Post-Work Relief, Risk Compensation, Ruling, Scanline Desires, Shallowintrospection, Shelby, smp, Stories, subby males, We Could Build A Life Together

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where anthro females dominate human males in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop shenanigans and absurd storylines that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, our server is all about exploring the dynamic relationships between dominant women and submissive men. From chicken in the fox’s den to blind dates gone wrong, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and chaos.

But beware, we have strict rules in place to keep the trolls at bay. No ERP, no cuckold/NTR, and definitely no boring storylines allowed. Only the most outrageous and entertaining plots make the cut here.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get pretty wild around here.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dad’s U-Turn: Sister Drama!

abandonment, abandonment issues, Dads, Drama, emotional trauma, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family rejection, family responsibilities, Family Support, Family Values, forgiveness, Generational conflict, parental expectations, parental regret, parenting, reconciliation, sibling relationships, sister, teenage motherhood, teenage pregnancy, UTurn

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can experience more family drama than a soap opera!

Meet 18nb, the rebellious teenager who got kicked out of their house by their dad for getting pregnant. But wait, there’s more! Their sister is 27f, living in another state and barely talking to them. And let’s not forget about the grandparent drama – their dad had a sudden change of heart after a minor heart attack and now wants to be a part of their life again. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for the ultimate family drama experience. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Plus, we have epic builds, mini-games, and a supportive community to help you through all your virtual family troubles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SchoolDramaCraft SMP

high school scandal, school administration, school bullying, school community, school controversy, school culture, school discipline, school drama, school environment, school events, school fights, school gossip, school incident, school investigation, school news, school reputation, school rumors, school safety, school staff, SchoolDramaCraft, smp, student behavior

Oh man, let me tell you about the craziest thing that happened at our school! So, one day during lunch, a group of students decided to start a full-on food fight in the cafeteria. It started off with just a few french fries being tossed around, but then things escalated quickly. Before we knew it, there were mashed potatoes flying through the air, spaghetti being used as lassos, and even someone tried to launch a whole pizza like a frisbee. It was absolute chaos! The teachers were running around trying to break it up, but they were slipping and sliding on all the food on the floor. In the end, the principal had to come in and threaten to cancel prom if the students didn’t stop. But hey, if you want to join our Minecraft SMP, we promise there will be no food fights, just epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockyBlueBalls

BlockyBlueBalls, fleeting desires, fleeting fantasies, fleeting thoughts, forbidden temptations, guilty pleasures, horny, impulse decisions, impulsive actions, lustful ideas, lustful urges, momentary cravings, Post-nut clarity, regret, Regrettable choices, sexual fantasies, short-lived pleasures, short-term gratification, temporary desires, temporary satisfaction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

KhameneiCraft: Emergency Meeting!

Conflict, crisis management., diplomatic efforts., emergency, Emergency Meeting, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel tensions, Khamenei, KhameneiCraft, leadership, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, military response, Nasrallah, Politics, regional security, security threats, strategic planning, strike, Targeting

LOL join this epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Iran’s Khamenei! Our leader is always convening emergency meetings because someone keeps targeting our beloved player Nasrallah! Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Khamenei himself couldn’t predict!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Stairway to Minecraft Fun

accident prevention, construction, fall prevention, Fun, handrail, home improvement, household safety, Minecraft, railing, Safety, stair construction, stair design, stair installation, stair maintenance, stair railing, stair renovation, stair repair, stair safety, stair safety tips, staircase, staircase railing, Stairs, STAIRWAY

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE HAVE RAILINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION YOUR VERY EXISTENCE! ONE TIME, A PLAYER FELL OFF A RAILING AND LANDED IN A FIELD OF RAINBOW LLAMAS! TRUE STORY, BRO.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Animals Bred:	31
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Emeralds Found:	6231

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

= HoneyCraft = l 1.20.4 Vanilla Server Minecraft server

Active, Community, Development, Enhancements, Environment, Experience, EXPERIMENTAL, Features, Friendly, functions, Gaming, Honey Craft, Minecraft, new, Players, Plugins, Server, Unique, Vanilla

We kindly invite you to Honey Craft – a new vanilla Minecraft server that will combine the classic gaming experience with sizzling plugins! We are just starting our path, and you yourself can help us formulate a unique gaming experience and contribute to the development of the server. What’s in store for you at Honey Craft? Vanilla proof with plugins – Enjoy classic Minecraft with additional features such as plugins to improve the gaming process without destroying its foundation. Unique ability to flow – We are just starting, and your thought is important! Contribute your opinions to plugins, functions and enhancements, and help create the ideal server. Friendly and active community – Join us at an early stage and become part of our friendly team as we develop and improve the server. Experimental plugins – Our plugins are constantly being updated and improved, so you can enjoy new functions and gaming features in the future. Join Honey Craft today and help us make this server unique! Your input and ideas can be a part of our success and create the best gaming environment for all players.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

14 year old, 1991), abuse of power, bragged, controversy, Disturbing, Exploitation, exploitation of minors, Girls, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Locker Room, Minecraft, misconduct, naked, Palace, PIXEL, scandal, Server, sexual misconduct, teen sex pageant, trump, underage, Unethical

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump at a teen sex pageant in 1991? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Trump would want to join (but sorry, no locker room access here)! We’ve got 14-year-old players building epic creations and having a blast – no creepy locker room shenanigans allowed! Join us for a crazy good time and leave the inappropriate behavior at the door. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory – the only thing Trump-like about this server is our epic builds!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Heel Minecraft SMP Show

audience reaction, cheap heat, controversial tactics, crowd cheers, heel, indy house show, Minecraft, Playing the heel, say the N word, Show, smp, wrestling, wrestling audience, wrestling character, wrestling controversy, wrestling crowd, wrestling entertainment, wrestling heat, wrestling heel, wrestling indy show, wrestling performance, wrestling storyline, wrestling tactics

Are you tired of playing the hero on other Minecraft servers? Come join our SMP where you can be the ultimate heel! Want to get cheap heat and have the crowd cheering for you? Just drop the N word in chat and watch the chaos unfold! Join us for insane storylines and outrageous antics – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AutisticSisMCServer

autistic sister, AutisticSisMCServer, Boundaries, Communication, custody, difficult decision, Emotional support, family tragedy, freedom, Guilt, love, love for sister, parenting, personal time, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, social life, Space, Stability, uncle

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from family responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual family that won’t ask for bedtime stories or snacks every five minutes.

Imagine a world where you can go on dates without worrying about rushing back home to take care of your little sister. Our server offers the ultimate freedom to live your best virtual life without any guilt trips or tears.

Uncle Cory might be cool in real life, but on our server, you can leave all family obligations behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing real life with virtual fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to being the reluctant guardian of a little sister who just won’t let you live your best life. It’s time to prioritize your own happiness and let the pixels do the parenting for a change.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2149	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlockPartyFamVacay

Adventure, blended family, BlockPartyFamVacay, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family, getaway, Guilt, Memories, Motherhood, parenting, quality time, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, stepchildren, travel, vacation

Are you tired of your boyfriend being a party pooper when it comes to vacations? Do you want to have some fun adventures with your kids without feeling guilty? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where you can go on epic quests and build amazing creations with your children!

Imagine taking your kids on a vacation to a magical land where you can explore ancient ruins, battle fierce monsters, and build towering castles together. Leave your boyfriend behind in the real world while you embark on thrilling adventures with your little ones. Who needs a reluctant partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun memories – join our Minecraft server today and create unforgettable experiences with your kids. Leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server waiting for you?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Animals Bred:	56
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4