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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
Villages Defended: 20 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
Elemental Crystals Collected: 60 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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