CraftySecrets | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Star Shards Collected:	245	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Dragon Eggs Found:	3452	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9238	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!

Endless Eden

active server, apply today, arcade games, chat games, Discord, Eden, Endless, launch date, OneBlock, Player Shops, prox chat, quality-of-life enhancements, recruiter, Resource World, season 4, Skyblock, smp, SMP world, Staff, Treefeller, Veinminer, Warps, whitelist application

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Endless Eden Minecraft Server

Season	Season 4
Launch Date	01/02/25

Explore our expansive SMP World filled with unique builds, player shops, and vibrant community spaces. Join now to experience our OneBlock and Skyblock modes with custom challenges, generators, quests, and a unique OneBlock phase system.

Features:

Quality-of-Life Enhancements:

Arcade Games
Treefeller
Veinminer
Prox Chat (Simple Voice Chat)
Quests
Chat Games
Player Shops & Warps
Homes, Crates
Infinite Villager Trading
Improved Stonecutting Recipes
And more!

Why Choose Endless Eden?

We’re a community-focused, 18+ space where mature players come together to build, explore, and make lasting memories. Join Endless Eden to meet like-minded individuals, build relationships, and have fun in a welcoming environment.

Join Endless Eden Today:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
- Submit a Whitelist Application: Approval within 0–15 minutes!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply for whitelisting?	Join our Discord and contact our recruiter, mc_fayeth, to submit a whitelist application.
What are the server modes available?	We offer SMP World, Resource World, OneBlock, and Skyblock modes with custom challenges and features.
Is there active staff support?	Yes, we have an active server staff ready to assist players and ensure a positive gameplay experience.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	We have premium and custom plugins like Arcade Games, Veinminer, Quests, and more to enhance your gameplay.
What makes Endless Eden unique?	Endless Eden is a community-focused server where players can build, explore, and foster friendships in a mature and welcoming environment.

Eternal Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, ending it all, ETERNAL, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, reaching out, Realm, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide hotline, suicide methods, Suicide prevention, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crops Grown:	5769

Yo, bro, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where you can kill yourself in the most hilarious ways possible? Like, forget jumping off a cliff or drowning in lava, we got some next level shiz going on here.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of dying in the most outrageous ways imaginable. From getting eaten by a giant chicken to being smacked by a flying pig, this server will have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So, if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come on over and see how creative you can get with your demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

MomVsHubbyVsMeCraft

aita, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, daughter’s feelings, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family unity, family vacation, family vacation planning, making husband choose, MomVsHubbyVsMeCraft, parental decision-making, stepfamily boundaries, stepfamily dynamics, stepfamily inclusion, stepson’s fiancé, travel accommodations, trip planning, vacation dynamics

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family vacation chaos and ultimate decision-making!

Imagine this: you’re all set for a family vacation with your husband, sons, and daughter. But wait, there’s a plot twist! Your husband invites your stepson’s fiancé without even consulting you. And to top it off, she’s a mean girl who has been rude to your daughter. Talk about vacation drama!

Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate family vacation showdown. Will you choose to stand your ground and kick the fiancé out of the trip? Or will you embrace the chaos and try to make the best of a bad situation? With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a vacation experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have family drama in the world of Minecraft?

Backpacks & Bases Minecraft Server

Abandoned, abandoned bases, Backpacks, Bases, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, evacuation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military bases, Minecraft, orders, SECURITY, Server, Syria, Troops, War

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in the middle of an epic battle between iran and syria! the abandoned bases are full of treasures and secrets waiting to be discovered. u gotta be quick tho, cuz the soldiers were ordered to take their backpacks and leave, so u gotta grab all the loot before they come back! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!

ImamRainbowCraft

activism, Assassination, discrimination, gay imam, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, ImamRainbowCraft, Islam, LGBT rights, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, lgbtq rights, minority rights, Muhsin Hendricks, Muslim community, openly gay, religious leader, social justice, south africa, tragic event, violence

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Votes:	2447	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Zombie Dances:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

yo, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own rainbow mosque in honor of muhsin hendricks, the world’s first openly gay imam who got assassinated in south africa? come join us and pay tribute to this iconic figure by creating the most fabulous mosque the minecraft world has ever seen! we have rainbow sheep, glittery creepers, and a disco ball dungeon for all ur party needs. plus, rumor has it that muhsin’s ghost haunts the server, giving out rainbow diamonds to those who show the most love and acceptance. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make muhsin proud with our fabulous creations!

Players:	97/700	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2