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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 5640 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
so, like, u know how google is all like “i’m the king of the internet, bow down to me”? well, guess what? a US judge just dropped the hammer and said “nah, bro, u can’t be hogging all the search engine glory, that’s illegal af”. so now google is shooketh and everyone is like “what now, bro?”. but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our server is so lit that even google is jealous. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz why not? ignore the legal drama and let’s have some fun!
