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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Farms Harvested: 328
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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