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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Runes Activated: 3
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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