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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Star Shards Collected: 97
Divine Spears Created: 14 Magical Moments Shared: 26
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Royal Courts Attended: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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