CraftySAFundingCut | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get a message saying “US to cut off all future funding to South Africa.” Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Pixel Unity Land

Conflict, current events, disagreement, Division, global perspectives, Land, modern times, needs met, Opinions, PIXEL, polarization, societal beliefs, societal challenges, societal direction, societal divide, societal issues, societal progress, societal trends, societal values, society, Unity, world direction, world views

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3078
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ores Mined:	2226	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

LOL u ever just wanna escape from all the drama and chaos of the real world??? well do i have the perfect place for u!!! come join our minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind!!!

imagine a world where u can build ur dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage!!! where u can mine for diamonds and not have to worry about taxes or bills!!! where u can ride pigs and fly on dragons without anyone judging u!!!

our server is a place where u can be whoever u want to be!!! u can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a unicorn if u want!!! the possibilities are endless!!!

we have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco party!!! u never know what u will find on our server!!!

so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse!!! u won’t regret it, i promise!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Twin Trouble Heart Havoc

cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular risks, Havoc, Heart, Heart Disease, high blood pressure, maternal cardiovascular health, maternal health, maternal heart health, Mothers of twins, postpartum care, postpartum health, pregnancy complications, risk factors, Trouble, twin, twin births, twin health outcomes, twin mothers, twin parenting, twin pregnancies, twin pregnancy risks, twin research, twin studies

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Votes:	3772	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

yo, dis server be like havin twins but instead of babies, you get heart disease! but don’t worry, it’s all fun and games in dis wacky world. if you got twins and normal blood pressure, you gonna be twice as likely to have cardiovascular disease on dis server. but if you had high blood pressure during pregnancy, oh boy, da risk is eight times higher! join now for a heart-pounding adventure like no other! twin power, activate!

Gyaru Land Quest 1.21

activism, Awareness, beauty, Community, culture, Diversity, empowerment, equality, fashion, Gyaru, Identity, Japanese fashion, Land, Lives Matter, movement, Quest, representation, Self-expression, social justice, solidarity, Style, Support

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Because Gyaru Lives Matter, duh! We’re all about those kawaii girls with the big eyes and cute outfits, so if you’re into that, you’ll fit right in!

We’ve got the most lit parties in all of Minecraft, with pixelated cocktails and virtual dance floors that will make your blocky feet move like never before. Plus, our custom mods will have you looking like a Gyaru queen in no time.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We’ve got players duking it out in the name of Gyaru solidarity, with sparkly swords and rainbow-colored armor. It’s a sight to behold, my dude.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Gyaru Lives Matter in the world of Minecraft! Let’s spread the kawaii love and have a blast together!

WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Disrespect, emotional attachment, family conflict, family drama, generational gap, Marriage, Minecraft, mother-in-law, overreaction, passive aggressive behavior, personal boundaries, Self Respect, sentimental value, Server, wedding dress, wedding memories, wedding planning, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think they can ruin your wedding dress and get away with it? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us and build your own virtual wedding dress, free from any meddling mother-in-laws. Show off your creativity and design skills without the fear of someone cutting it up in the middle of the night. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members we know.

Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a dress”—we understand the sentimental value and importance of your creations. So come join us and let your imagination run wild, without any rude interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DadCraftFuneral

aita, anger, children, DadCraftFuneral, emotional, ex husband, family, Father, Friends, Funeral, Grief, heartbroken, life insurance, Maryland, Memories, probate process, sister, Support, texas, unexpected, viewing

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a funeral-themed experience like no other.

Picture this: you log on and find out your ex-husband’s ghost is haunting the server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. But don’t worry, his father and sister are also there – and they’re not too happy about it. Will you team up with them to banish the ghost, or join forces with your ex to pull off some epic pranks?

With funeral viewings, probate processes, and family drama galore, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to navigate the world of life insurance while grieving and helping your virtual children cope with their feelings?

So come on down to our server – where the funeral drama never ends, and the grief is all too real. Just remember, you might want to pack some tissues and a sense of humor before you log on.

MillionaireMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4794
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being a millionaire and still having problems? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and all your millionaire problems will disappear faster than you can say “diamonds!”

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds in our SMP and suddenly a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena. You join in, laughing and having the time of your life. Next thing you know, you’ve struck a deal with the creepers to protect your diamonds in exchange for some sick dance moves. Problem solved!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever been building a mansion in survival mode and run out of materials? Well, in our SMP, we have a magical unicorn that poops out building materials whenever you need them. Just ask nicely and the unicorn will deliver!

And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Sounds impossible, right? Wrong! In our SMP, anything is possible, even defeating the Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to all your millionaire problems. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyLicenseRenewal

age, BlockyLicenseRenewal, cognitive abilities, Drivers license, Driving, driving ability, driving assessment, driving skills, elderly drivers, license renewal, motor vehicle, older adults, Public Safety, regulations, renewal process, road safety, road test, Safety, senior citizens, Testing, traffic laws

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32

Are you tired of boring old road tests to renew your license? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in a different kind of test – a block-building test! That’s right, to renew your license to drive in our virtual world, you must prove your skills in building the most epic structures out of pixelated blocks. Who needs parallel parking when you can build a castle out of diamond blocks instead?

Join our server and show off your creativity and building prowess. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon will personally congratulate you if you pass the test. So why settle for a regular road test when you can embark on a blocky adventure of a lifetime? Join us now and let the building begin!

DownUnderCraft

Australia, australia news, Censorship, CounterTerrorism, cyber sanctions, digital communication, downundercraft, extremism, extremist content, far right, government action, Hits, internet, national security, online network, Online platforms, Politics, right wing, sanctions, social media, Terrorgram

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7902	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

so like, u know how australia is all like “nope, not gonna deal with ur shenanigans, Terrorgram”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we embrace the chaos, the craziness, the pure insanity of it all! join us if u wanna be a rebel, a rule-breaker, a true minecraft maverick!

we got crazy events like “TNT Tuesdays” where u can blow up anything u want (except spawn, of course, we’re not monsters)! and don’t even get me started on our “Zombie Apocalypse” weekends where the whole server turns into a battle royale against the undead! it’s like the hunger games, but with more brains (literally)!

plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family – we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build epic structures and conquer the minecraft world! so if u wanna join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a kangaroo on a pogo stick, then this is the place for u! come on in, mate, the madness is waiting for u!

Fur-Free Evolution Clothing Co.

adaptation, advertising, Apparel, branding, clothing, Clothing (Industry), consumer behavior, consumer psychology, Evolution, evolutionary biology, fashion, für, FurFree, furless, human evolution, innovation, market research, marketing strategy, natural selection, promotional tactics, textile industry, trendsetting

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7994
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	882	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we make humans evolve to lose fur like some kind of crazy clothing industry experiment gone wrong. you’ll be mining and crafting with a bunch of naked players running around, trying to survive in a world where clothes are a thing of the past. who needs armor when you’ve got natural protection, amirite? so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing you’ll be wearing is a smile (and maybe a helmet, because safety first, right?). it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about finding the perfect outfit again.

Fungus Infected Zombie Spiders

arachnids, biology, creepy crawlers, Discovered, discovery, entomology, fungus, INFECTED, infection, Mycology, Nature, Northern Ireland, parasitology, Phenomenon, research, Science, Spiders, UNUSUAL, wildlife, zombie

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and embark on an epic adventure filled with fungus-infected zombie spiders! That’s right, these creepy crawlies have taken over Northern Ireland and it’s up to you to stop them!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be battling these mutant creatures, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic eagle! And if that’s not enough, how about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? Yes, you heard me right, a potato worth more than your entire Minecraft inventory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of fungus-infected zombie spiders and diamond potatoes!

Arab explorers

Arab explorers, Cracked, Daily Quests, Discord, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Faction, French, java, MCMMO, minecraft 1.21.1, offline mode, québec, Ranks, semi-roleplay, Server Shop, SimpleClaim, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	922	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Arab Explorers is a Quebec French semi-roleplay, semi-faction survival server for Minecraft 1.21.1 with an Earth map. Its plugins and features include everything from McMMO and SimpleClaim to a server shop, daily quests, and ranks, plus many others. The server is for Java only and set up in offline mode (aka cracked). Check out the Arab Explorers server’s Discord for more info, updates, and support.

arabeexp.ddns.net

PioneerMC

Apply Here, chat friendly, Cheating, classic minecraft, Discord, exploits, Extras, Griefing, join us, online mode, pioneer mc, PioneerMC, Plugins, Pure Survival, RELIVE, respectful, rules, stealing, survival server, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

PioneerMC Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Beta 1.7.3
Server Features	No plugins, no extras, pure survival
Server Status	Whitelisted – Apply via Discord
Online Mode	Yes

Rules:

Be respectful
No griefing or stealing
No cheating or exploits
Keep chat friendly

Join us and relive classic Minecraft. Apply here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist via our Discord server.
Are there any plugins on the server?	No, the server is pure vanilla with no plugins.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Vanilla Beta 1.7.3.
Can I use cheats or exploits on the server?	No, cheating or exploiting is against the rules.

MysticCraft Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Land, MysticCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Votes:	4503
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lame quests and boring landscapes? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the Macarena!

Join our server for a wild ride through a psychedelic wonderland where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination! Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side, my fellow blockheads!

KidMischiefGoneWild – Minecraft SMP

adventurous kids, childhood adventures, childhood antics, childhood close calls, childhood escapades, childhood memories, childhood recklessness, close calls, Dangerous Games, daring behavior, innocent mischief, KidMischiefGoneWild, Minecraft, near misses, playful danger, risky activities, risky behavior, risky childhood moments, risky play, risky stunts, smp, youthful danger, youthful escapades

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5177
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s lit AF 🔥. So, like, one time I was playing on the server and I accidentally set my friend’s house on fire with a flint and steel, but it’s cool because we all just laughed it off and rebuilt it with diamond blocks 💎.

But like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, there’s so much crazy stuff that goes down on this server. Like, one time we all decided to have a massive chicken jousting tournament and things got out of hand when someone accidentally spawned a wither in the arena 😱. But don’t worry, we all banded together and defeated it with nothing but wooden swords and leather armor, it was epic.

And the best part is, we have this secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs 🐉. It’s like our own little treasure trove, and only the most elite players are allowed access.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #SMPShenanigans

NoTariffsJustBlockUS

Canada, China, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic isolation, Exports, foreign policy, global economy, Imports, international relations, mexico, NoTariffsJustBlockUS, political consequences, protectionism, RETALIATION, supply chain disruption, Tariffs, trade agreements, TRADE WARS, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6366
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3915
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Emeralds Found:	3580
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t have to worry about Trump’s tariffs cutting off your precious imports and exports! Why deal with the drama of international trade when you can join us and build your own virtual empire without any pesky tariffs getting in the way?

Imagine a world where Canada, Mexico, and China are all just jealous of our Minecraft skills and decide to cut off the US from imports and exports out of pure spite. But fear not, because on our server, you can trade and build to your heart’s content without any real-world consequences!

So come join us and escape the chaos of international politics by diving into the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs trade deals when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about?