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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 534 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1103 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Join us and learn valuable lessons like how to survive on a diet of virtual bread and water while your rich ex flaunts their diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Witness epic battles between the haves and the have nots as they fight for control of the virtual world.
But most importantly, come join us for a good laugh and a great time as we poke fun at the absurdity of dating someone with a virtual bank account bigger than their virtual house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!