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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 267 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 3069 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1023 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Join us and learn valuable lessons like how to survive on a diet of virtual bread and water while your rich ex flaunts their diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Witness epic battles between the haves and the have nots as they fight for control of the virtual world.
But most importantly, come join us for a good laugh and a great time as we poke fun at the absurdity of dating someone with a virtual bank account bigger than their virtual house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!