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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6533 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2208 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 13 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Are you tired of dating rich people who only care about their money and fancy cars? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole community of poor players who have dated rich players and let me tell you, the contrast is hilarious!
Join us and learn valuable lessons like how to survive on a diet of virtual bread and water while your rich ex flaunts their diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Witness epic battles between the haves and the have nots as they fight for control of the virtual world.
But most importantly, come join us for a good laugh and a great time as we poke fun at the absurdity of dating someone with a virtual bank account bigger than their virtual house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
