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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1600 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6736 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 7976 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.
So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!
