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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 6907 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.