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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 9705 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 4072 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 577 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.