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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 636 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 60 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8797 | Crops Grown: | 2703 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.