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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6277 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2913 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.