CraftyRapist Minecraft Server

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HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Void Armor Forged:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Veganism Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in a world where meat-eaters reign supreme? Are you a vegan looking for a place to thrive without being judged for your dietary choices? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all you plant-based warriors!

Join our server and experience a land where cows roam free, pigs are your friends, and chickens are your allies in the fight against the evil meat-eating overlords. Build a vegan utopia where tofu reigns supreme and kale is the currency of choice.

But beware, not everyone on the server is as enlightened as you. There are meat-eaters lurking in the shadows, waiting to sabotage your vegan paradise. Will you be able to defend your tofu towers and quinoa farms from their carnivorous attacks?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that veganism isn’t just a diet, it’s a way of life. Plus, we have a secret underground carrot club that meets every full moon. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyRacism Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Imagine a world where every block is made of chocolate, where pigs can fly, and where diamonds rain from the sky. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. And the best part? You get to play as a geisha serving drinks in the Asia room, just like in that finance class story! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone – our frat bros will be there too, dressed as “actors” in other rooms. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to!

So come on down and join us for a party like no other. Who needs boring old frat parties when you can have a Minecraft party with dragons, sushi, and “typical Chinese stuff”? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might just find your crush waiting for you in the Asia room, ready to declare his love and ask you to be the best geisha ever. It’s a love story for the ages, set in a Minecraft world full of surprises and laughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ExGFTeleported3hrsAwayLOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild breakup story! Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where breaking up in a car on the way to a BBQ is just the beginning of the madness.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of driving away from your ex-girlfriend at lightning speed – Build your dream house and fill it with all the memories you want to forget – Make friends who will support your decision to leave a party early, no matter the distance – Explore a world where breaking up in a car is just the tip of the iceberg

So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together on our Minecraft server! Just remember, there’s no obligation to stay, especially if it’s your car. 😉

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Potions Brewed:	194
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Surely Xbox Follows Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their wisdom and maybe even teach you how to speak dolphin (Disclaimer: results may vary).

So why waste your time with boring old Xbox when you could be hanging out with our dolphin overlords and laughing your way through the best Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Why Did They Do It Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, navigating through a maze of lava-filled tunnels, and battling it out with a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the server.

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of slime blocks or organizing a massive sheep parade through the village. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants its owner unlimited power (or just a really fancy snack).

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and the villagers have a tendency to trade emeralds for ridiculous items like enchanted rubber chickens or flying pigs.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure unlike any other, join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the unexpected at every turn. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the server’s wacky kingdom or end up getting pranked by a mischievous group of creepers in top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magic Items Found:	8484	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where the bride is a bridezilla, the groomsmen wear clearance shoes, and the dress code for the rehearsal dinner is jeans and a nice top. But wait, there’s more! Show up in cowboy boots and watch the chaos unfold as the cousin and his fiancée judge your footwear choices. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride of wings, drinks, and questionable fashion decisions!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SchizoSisCarLivingAITA

car living, caregiving, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, homelessness, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, medication adherence, medication management, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, personal boundaries, pill organizer, schizophrenia, schizophrenia symptoms, SchizoSisCarLivingAITA, self-care, sibling relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a wild adventure? Join us and experience the chaos of living with your older sister who has schizophrenia!

Imagine the thrill of constantly reminding your sister to take her medication, only to have her yell at you and tell you to leave her alone. But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as she accuses you of talking behind her back with your mom about her mental illness, all while threatening to live in her car.

But don’t worry, we provide a pill organizer for all players to keep their meds in check and ensure a clean gaming environment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of living with a mentally unstable sibling!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NeighborlyMischief Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the wild antics happening on this Minecraft SMP! Our neighbors are always up to some crazy shenanigans. One time, I saw them building a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pool of lava – talk about a thrilling ride! And don’t even get me started on the time they tried to domesticate creepers as pets… let’s just say it didn’t end well for anyone involved. If you want to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, you’ve got to join this server. Who knows what kind of madness will happen next!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BeliefCraft: Santa in the Nether!

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Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret portal at bedrock level that transports you to a hidden Chinese village where pandas ride around on minecarts and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of golden apples. Just be careful of the guardian chicken that protects it – he’s a tough clucker to crack.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

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come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	306
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

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So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pixel Scent Trail

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hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Star Shards Collected:	259

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

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VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.