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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 1360 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Ores Mined: | 9270 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!