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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 5000 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 470 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
Star Shards Collected: | 280 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!