🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 5600 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
APPARENTLY, IF YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES WILL GO UP BY 69% IF YOU’RE A WOMAN IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP. BUT DON’T WORRY, IF YOU’RE A DUDE IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES ACTUALLY GO DOWN BY 32%!
SO BASICALLY, JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO OR A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, DEPENDING ON YOUR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!
COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE WHERE YOUR MINECRAFT ADVENTURE TAKES YOU!