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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 3609 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 482 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
APPARENTLY, IF YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES WILL GO UP BY 69% IF YOU’RE A WOMAN IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP. BUT DON’T WORRY, IF YOU’RE A DUDE IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES ACTUALLY GO DOWN BY 32%!
SO BASICALLY, JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO OR A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, DEPENDING ON YOUR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!
COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE WHERE YOUR MINECRAFT ADVENTURE TAKES YOU!