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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 2610 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7632 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Buildings Constructed: | 17 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
APPARENTLY, IF YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES WILL GO UP BY 69% IF YOU’RE A WOMAN IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP. BUT DON’T WORRY, IF YOU’RE A DUDE IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES ACTUALLY GO DOWN BY 32%!
SO BASICALLY, JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO OR A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, DEPENDING ON YOUR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!
COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE WHERE YOUR MINECRAFT ADVENTURE TAKES YOU!